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Meet the Teams

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Head Coach
Bernie Sanders
Hillary Clinton
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Gavin Newsom
Barack Obama
Kamala Harris
Hakeem Jeffries
Elizabeth Warren
Chuck Schumer
Joe Biden
Adam Schiff
Zohran Mamdani
The Umpires 
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Amy Coney Barrett
Samuel A. Alito
Elena Kagan
Ketanji Brown Jackson
Neil M. Gorsuch
Clarence Thomas
John G. Roberts
Sonia Sotomayor
Brett M. Kavanaugh
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Head Coach
Donald J Trump
Marco Rubio
Mike Johnson
Pete Hegseth
JD Vance
Karoline Leavitt
Ron DeSantis
Ted Cruz
Marjorie Taylor Green
Vivek Ramaswamy
Lauren Bobert
Lindsey Graham

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